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A Volkswagen starts looking good whehis looking bad.
&‘s say it’s late at night and you ‘t sleep. It’s 10 below and yot to put antifreeze in your car.
(A Volkswage use as engine is cooled by air.)
&‘s say it’s n. You start your d the gas gauge reads Empty.
&h a gallo, you should go approximately 27 miles in a VW.)
&s say you noti your way out of the driveway that every other your block is stu the snow.
(A VW goes very well ihe ehe back. It gives the rear wheels much better tra.)
&s say you make it into town and the space is half a spa a snow plow and a big, fat >
(A VW is small enough to fit into half a parking space.)
&‘s say it’s now 9:15 a. aher guy in the office is your boss.
(Now what ore beautiful than that?)
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